When did it become ok to be a shitty parent? Was there some sort of memo that went out to the generation above me and they forgot to pass it down to me that said being a shitty parent was the only true way to parent? Remember the good ol' days; days when crime wasn't as prevalent, days when people were moral, days when children knew their fucking role in the world was to do what their God damn parents told them to do? During those days, parents knew how to raise a child. They knew that if you spared the rod you turned the child into a pretentious, self-absored asshole. (I think that's how the saying goes, yeah?)
Now, if you even look at your stupid kid the wrong way, it's, apparently, tantamount to nailing him OR her in the back of their stupid little head with a Louisville Slugger. So, what do the pussy parents do these days instead of disciplining their kid? They threaten them with bribes.
"Jimmy, if you don't stop peeing in that man's food, you won't get your cookie."
"Katie, if you don't stop jumping on top of that woman's dog, I won't let you watch Hannah Montana."
"Bobby, if you don't stop stabbing that hobo with a rusty nailfile, you're not going to get to ride the rollercoaster."
This is why kids grow up to build pipebombs in their parents' garage and then go shoot up their school. Don't blame that shit on Call of Duty and Marilyn Manson, CNN. Look at Mr. and Mrs. I-Don't-Believe-In-Spaking-My-Rotten-Child. Because you refuse to give them a REAL punishment and you only threaten to with hold a fucking COOKIE (doesn't that just SOUND ridiculous?), they don't think there are going to be any real consequences for anything they do. Even if that something is shooting 52 students in the face with a sawed off.
My suggestion? Next time your shithole of a kid mouths off to you, take your hand (open palm) and just smack it across their tiny little cheek. Not full strength, mind you, only enough to let them know that you mean business. Then point at them and tell them not to do that shit again.
To all you bleeding heart faggot parents that CLEARLY don't know how to parent (and were probably disciplined too much when you were growing up because you couldn't fucking learn to NOT be an asshole), you can also do something for me. You can kill yourselves. Don't call the discipline of a child "child abuse" you cock lickers. YOU are the reason why children today get away with murder. Literally.
In closing, I would just like to send a special shout-out to the father that I saw discipline his child at the mall. Dude, straight up, took his son into the bathroom, dragged him into a stall and spanked him right there. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Three smacks on his stupid ass and then told him that he better never act a fool in public again. Props to you, sir. Keep fighting the good fight.
**Edit: I just had this thought: Isn't it weird how pet owners are lawfully and financially responsible for any and everything their pet does. But, to be a parent means that you aren't responsible for anything that your kid fucks up?
I threw one temper tantrum in my tiny childhood. It was in Media Play (remember those?). My mom put everything down, spanked me, and we left. I was more embarrassed that I got spanked than anything else. Needless to say, the next time I considered throwing one, my mom got this look in her eye, and I just stopped.
ReplyDeleteI will say, being a nanny, I was obviously not allowed to hit the kids. So punishment had to be creative without being silly. I was a harsh time outer. I actually think I lost a babysitting job because the kids acted up and I put them in time out. I don't take sass. When I was a nanny though, Tyler was particularly hard to deal with. Time out meant nothing to him, and he would be screaming and slowly moving out of where I put him. I would put him in his sisters room, where he had no toys, and mad as he was, he would behave after 10 minutes of boring solitude and me ignoring his pleas. In public, if they acted up, we just went home. There was no cookie or show threat. I gave them 3 strikes (total) and then we went home. End of story.
I don't know what I will do with my kids when it comes to spanking. But I won't bribe them. And when I see parents that just let there kids act up, don't even bribe them, I want to spank the parents. I want to bend them over my knee, literally spank the shit out of them, and then put them in the corner.
Responsibility, parents! You're supposed to have it.
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